What is this?

"Well, I'm glad you asked"

Isn't it how they do in the movies? Setting you up for a 10-minute-long exposition, because someone was either too lazy to write an actual plot, or thought the audience was too stupid to understand the actual plot without it being spoon fed through narration.

BUT! Worry not - I'm not going to explain ANYTHING. I don't have the time, the energy and what is this? This is really SOMETHING.

(Now you say "WTF" and the credits roll)